I read the report into my complaint produced by Leicestershire Police Professional Standards and note it's full of mistakes.
Maybe, just maybe they can employ me. :-) given their standard of English.
Apart from the arse mistake they also say Inspector Monks 'eludes' to something when it should be that he 'alludes'
It could be just the investigating officer is writing things as he thinks.
Inspector Monks has often attempted to avoid the issues, so this maybe why the investigating office used elude instead of allude
I am no Psychoanalysis, so I will leave that thought to the experts at Leicestershire Constabulary
