Latest Memorial Brochure Recieved
The police say don't get upset well I don't!
I am a little concerned as to why someone
requests these brochures for me.
I must be getting a little tasteless
because I can't make up my mind
do I prefer the bear or the cute little elephant?
The interesting thing about this company is they
only advertise in the national press.
When I spoke to them I forgot to ask
the paper title. If you can remember wich
paper you saw the advert in please let me know
it will help me to understand your mental state.
Was it the Daily Star, Sun? I know it was a man
the company assures me it does not advertise
in the local press, drat why did I not ask them.