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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Conservative Ladies Nights Out

Conservative Ladies Nights Out

County Councils Tory Ladies
enjoy a sober night out on the town.

The Chief Executive always keeps 
to the budget, sometimes a little difficult
when you can't remember how much you are paid!

Town Councillors like to keep Tory
ladies nights a private affair these days, no more staggering and
collapsing in the street after a good charity curry binge
the only problem is the host
had only 3 cases of gin, 2 case of vodka,
brandy, wine and 85% proof Absinthe...
was that enough for four or should she invite non
Tory Joyce to bring a few more bottles.

No Joyce was out doing a spot of shopping


Special message to a few Rutland Tory People:
"The events depicted in this blog post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental." "so need to call me and threaten to kill me or anything like that."